October 2008
48 posts
Think Twice. . .
I Hate Halloween And Holidays In General So I’m Gonna Phone This One In. Be Careful Tonight. Title Song.
Oct 31st
Hollywood! ! ! !
Join Us Tonight… Title Song.
Oct 31st
Throwback Thursday.
It Comes In Black As Well. Can’t Knock The Hustle.
Oct 31st
Riddle Me This. . .
Does This Mean Neegans Can Fry Their Babies And Dip Them In BBQ Sauce?
Oct 30th
White Wednesday
Just a small assemblage of things that I like that are of the unpigmented variety:  Albino SchwarzeNEEGAN. Scrambled. Seven Neegan Army. I Keep It Real. White Song By White People.
Oct 30th
"The Pain Train Is Coming. . . "
Oct 29th
Non-Neegans. . .
You Know Like, Umm, Kinda Like, Not So Dark People…. Gets Off To A Slow Start, But What Do You Expect? Non-Neegans=Non-Funny. Like These Guys… Neegans Are The Best At White Girls, Basketball, Luxury Vehicles While Living In An Apartment, And FUNNY!
Oct 29th
I Give Up. . . (Just For Today).
I’m writing from my jacuzzi (Yes I’m in the water).  Stakes Is High, SO I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!!!! See you tomorrow :)
Oct 29th
TRUE.
For The Jerkoffs/Youngins That Don’t Get It…
Oct 28th
Drama Is GHEY, Turtle Is A BITCH, Eric Is Still...
Ponder.
Oct 28th
Dry Humping Neegans In Heat. . .
They’re Like Roaches…. Where Do We Go From Here?
Oct 26th
How To Drop Vagina Panties. . .
This Neegan Has The Secret. Thanks Trev.
Oct 26th
Relax. . .
It Is 5am. Goodnight To Me… Good Morning To You!
Oct 25th
These Guys Make Sundays Very Difficult For Me. . .
  I’ve Been On Craigslist All Day Looking For Some Type Of Neegan Eradicator….No Such Luck.
Oct 25th
Slightly Early. . .
There Are Dots That Have Yet To Be Connected…
Oct 25th
American Idol Ass Stunt Neegan. . .
Fast Forward To 2:50  You’re Welcome.
Oct 23rd
Who Knew? ? ?
First Basketball (Yao Ming): Then These Two With The Seoul Food: Now This: We Can’t Have Anything To Ourselves…
Oct 22nd
Weeeeeeeee're Baaaaaaaaaaack!!!
As the NEEGANS would say, “Ay yo, Ima keep it one hun-ned right now!!!!” Translation: I’m going to be extremely candid. This was the least fun of all of the mixes for me to make because I am so (expletive) sick of hearing and playing top 40 auto-tuned bullshit. Yes I’m wearing pink panties right now…. The Perfect Strangerz PS. Same drill. One take, live mix, no...
Oct 22nd
Aperitif. . .
Look It Up.
Oct 22nd
HA! ! ! !
Taz Is So Arnold (TI$A) came through to the MANor Of Solitude Earlier. I Don’t Pull Images Of Luxury From Elsewhere. I Just Have It Delivered By The Proprietary Vessels Themselves… Further Unveiling Is In The Near Future. ASK ABOUT ME. Title Song.
Oct 22nd
Neegans From The Future...
Connecticut, November 14, 2019 San Francisco (It’s Flat In The Future), March 31, 2056
Oct 21st
China White. . .
Watch The Whole Thing. I Was In Kindergarten.  You’re Welcome. Song.
Oct 21st
Neegans In Need Of Food. . .
Don’t Ever Say No To One….
Oct 21st
Did Vince Have What Happened To DJ Nickel (Man On...
Perfect Strangerz Mix #4 Drops Tomorrow (I Hope).
Oct 20th
Sunday. . .
Fuck it. I’m over it. Gonna watch Entourage (The Flat Screen Is So East Coast!) and make rich people dance in 3 hrs. See you tomorrow. PS. One of my phones fell out of my pocket last night and a NEEGAN took it. I tried to catch him but they run like cheetahs and Hollywood Blvd was too crowded to shoot at him, so hit me on the Steve Jobs Pocket Pool Jumpy… 
Oct 20th
The Week In Review. . .(Kind Of)
MONDAY: Checkin My Fresh Checkin Checkin My Fresh TUESDAY: Naked Bitches In An Abandoned Car Dealership And Loud Music. Thanks Kanye!!! You Can Tell By The Way Jerry “The Jacker” Is Standing That He Is Devising Where And How He Is Going Steal What He Needs For His Blog. Avalon. 27 Million Albums Sold  This Dude Has Iced Out Chopsticks… Mike B Aoki Did...
Oct 19th
Go See Him Tonight.
Oct 18th
"WHAT THE FUCK? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?" (PART TWO)
I’m eating again (4:23 am)… I should probably stop doing that and these things wouldn’t happen to me, among other things… You know the drill… Song.
Oct 18th
WHAT THE FUCK? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
So I’m eating a sandwich and waiting for the new really bad songs that I have to play tonight to load and I stumbled across this…..  Speak Amongst Yourselves… PS. For Once, A Nigga Wasn’t Even Trying To Blog, It Just Fell Out Of The Sky. Song.
Oct 18th
1 note
"Leave Your Number On This Paper. . ."
FAT GIRL FRIDAY!!!!!!!! The first 5 “Big Boneded” women that can tell me the exact date that Nell Carter died gets to come back to my penthouse after the club and enjoy the brisk early morning air from my over-sized (you’re welcome) rooftop jaccuzzi. My butler is already on his way back with the Champagne and Twinkies. I can’t wait to meet you. Title Song
Oct 18th
You Can Tell I'm Black Because I Keep Stealing...
Sorry….(kind of) Source
Oct 18th
Throwback Thursday
I’ve been fly for a while. This is all shit that I been done had…. Except This, But It’s Still A Deadstock OG,  So Bite Me, Then Bite Me… Pause.  “Motorola Two-Way Page Me…” “We Can Get Down” 1992 Rock Boy Circa 1991. Song.
Oct 17th
I Just Fell I Love With This Guy.....PAUSE!!!!
More blog jacking. Sorry. Third Eye (Blind/Alt) By Carles | October 16, 2008 [STREET CLASH IMAGE STREET FASHION BLOG] It’s important for both sides of the impending Electro War between France and Australia to remember that there will be serious repercussions if either side decides to use nuclear weapons. I’m really worried about the electroFallOut if things go wrong. I know that some alts...
Oct 17th
White Wednesday
Just a small assemblage of things that I like that are of the unpigmented variety:    I Wear Them Once. Technotronic, Bitch! Pinkerton. I Keep It Real. White Song By A White Person.
Oct 16th
"Gain The Green Then Exit The Scene..."
I Call Him Dave, and I (The Perfect Strangerz) are locked in the bat-cave making shit until Thursday. Tom Sizemore is throwing footballs at mannequins upstairs in one of Johnny Depp’s three lofts, no bullshit. Click This. Click This Too. Title Song.
Oct 15th
"Yo Weekly, Monthly, Yearly. . ."
I received 246 emails over the weekend from people doubting where my genesis came to fruition. The pudding is below. Excel is here and we are recording and my driver has to take us to go get my starter jackets off of layaway. TTYL. Title Song.
Oct 14th
"Cheatin"
It is 5:48 am, and I have to be at the heliport in 4 hrs. Due to time constraints I’m going to cheat and use a post from someone else’s blog. Thanks Filipino Madness… MOS DEF.October 11, 2008, 6:47 pm  Filed under: The shit you read My man MOS DEF. He cruised into the shop earlier today. He really wanted that RSWD hat but we didn’t have his size. Umi and I felt pretty bad...
Oct 12th
"Close Your Eyes Till The Early Dew"
Too late. Its 6:23am… goodnight. Title Song.
Oct 11th
Field Trip Friday
Felt like taking a trip back to where it all started, and I wanted to do it incogNEGRO. So I left this… and this in the hangar, and took this, along with my American Express (Never Leave Home Without It). Straight Out Of… Hello! Optical illusion. She saw me take the picture… Dinner. Movie. Can I Kick It? The Reason For The Outing. Next Week Is...
Oct 11th
Crossroads. . . .
My residential staff tried to unionize and I kaboshed it subsequently resulting in the penthouse not being at its best to say the least. My laundry hasn’t been done in over a month and I am wearing my last pair of underwear (I wear them once) as my non Latino assistant’s non Latino intern types this. Should I have them do the laundry and go buy new underwear? What time does...
Oct 10th
Busy
Song
Oct 9th
White Wednesday
Just a small assemblage of things that I like that are of the unpigmented variety:    The Morning After Pill Of Long Hand. Pussy 10 For 5 2 For 40 I Keep It Real. White Song By White People.
Oct 9th
Schvartzah Perhaps?
Okay, maybe the Jews are talking about these people….. I’m not done…
Oct 8th
Ummmmmm, Part 2
To Be Continued…..again. PS. Spellcheck your racial epithets. I do. PPS. I don’t like to repeat songs but: Song Link To The Story.
Oct 8th
Ummmmmm.
To Be Continued… Thanks Newby. 
Oct 6th
"Five Hours Later, I'll Be There In Five Minutes."
I’m busy. Title Song
Oct 5th
FUCK! ! !
Title
Oct 4th
White Wednesday
Just a small assemblage of things that I like that are of the unpigmented variety:    I use this errrr day!  James gave me the idea. He gave us “Us Free”! I Keep It Real!!!! White Song By White People…
Oct 2nd