November 2008
42 posts
"Thanks For Your Support, A Yo I'll Be Home Soon....
I’m going to the hospital…. (Here’s Partially Why)
It’s 6:30pm. Let’s see if I can make it to work on time.
I have a PPO.
I hope that helps.
Title Song.
Tripping Balls Dude. . . . ! ! ! ! !
I just dropped 15 tabs of acid, an ounce of shrooms, and 6 brownies all in the name of Plymouth Rock.
I feel sorry for you tight pants, bright shirt wearing ass douches standing in line at 5:15am. Can someone text me and tell me if the shit in fire extinguishers like, make you hurt or something? Thanks.
Megaphone, Mariachi Music, and Whatever else I can think of while I’m in 24 hr Super...
Happy Last Thursday Of November. . . .
I don’t understand the correlation of the genocide of the indigenous people of this nation and the subsequent land theft that followed and glutenous dry turkey, stove top stuffing, and cranberry sauce consumption.
However, if the latent function of the aforementioned places people in a panacea’s mindset for one day and we can feign love for each other then fuck it. I’m all in!...
Which Whitey Would You Wednesday. . .
Hayden P For Free And Nobody Knows….
OR:
Estelle Getty, 5000 Cash, And Its On TMZ?
Choose Your Existence. . . .
Short, Fat, and White OR:
Tall, Black, and Very Gay?
Thanks Benny.
Don't You Hate It When. . . .
Scallywags poach your magazine shots?
How is it that she has eye contact, yet the two subjects of the photos don’t?
Cocaine is a helluva drug…
Prop 8 Peegan Dance Sensation. . .
PAUSE.
Puerto Rico, Hoooooooo
Jason Says That Aquaman=Planet Of The Apes & The...
I’ve had a busy weekend:
And now I can’t walk…
Teaser # 2. . . .
0:29 is where he gets open…
It will all make sense later…
Futuristic Friday.
You know what to call him….
Paris. September 11, 2024
Teaser. . . .
It will all make sense later….
Weegan From The Past. . .
Mattel Lobby December 9, 1975.
Neegan From The Future. . .
The Rapture Recruitment Center. February 31, 2024.
(Barack Made Black History Month Longer In The Future.)
Don't You Hate It When. . . .
You go to someone’s house and you see this:
Where is the toilet tissue? The Wet Wipes?? How do you leave the bathroom with not only the toilet seat up, but a tissue-less, unflushed turd???
What does that say about how you live your life and how disrespectful you are to your underwear, chairs and car seats you visit? Your pants hate you and I don’t like you, shit stain man...
"Every Funeral You Go To, It's A Bitch That Was...
Drama Is Useless, Turtle Has Erectile Dysfunction,...
Saturday On A Sunday.
So I left the Fortress Of Solitude Cave @ 7:30 am after only having slept for 2.5 hours and hopped into Barry The Spaceship and drove for an hour east to Ontario to do a Showcase with Benny Cassette & Tara “Reid” Ellis. After sound check at 8:45 am I walked around to the front of the venue and saw this “dude”:
The following photos should give you somewhat of an idea...
My Top Five Favorite Neegan. . .
“Y’all Like Pop Tarts?”
I'm A Slash.
Video Is Here:
"Wherever My Bimmer Goes, You Know That I'm...
"You Can't Get Pregnant That Fast! ! ! !"
I Should Know….
I Need A Drink. . .
I’ve been working on a video for the past 72 hours straight.
VIMBY - Everyone Knows Us - Behind the Scenes
Fast And Furious. . .
I was poking around Trev’s blog and I found this:
I Wish She Wasn’t Someone Else’s Girlfriend….
"I'm A Old School "Gee"gan"
The jewel in this is, “What you won’t do, the next one will.”
WEEGANS! ! ! ! ! !
READ.
Bow Wow Stole My Job, Babs Is Probably Right, Ari...
“I USED TO WANT ALOT OF HOES BUT NOW BITCH I...
Violent Vagina Panties. . . .
High Hairy Faces. . . .
BTW. . . .
What The Fuck does “I<3” mean? If its what I think it is I just might projectile vomit. Btw a rich white person is playing “Notorious Thugs” right now in my compound. I’m going to go investigate…
Camel Face Ruined My Day.
For those of you that know me, know that I love this nigga. I got into it with Kelis because of this nigga. I played Takeover into The World Is Yours into Dead Presidents while this nigga was standing right next to me because I’M THAT NIGGA!!!!!
Now this nigga gotta go and release this bullshit with this nigga.
This nigga’s days are numbered if he keeps this stupid shit up.
I wish...
Throwback Thursday.
WEEGAN WEDNESDAY! ! ! !
THIS IS NOT OVER! ! ! ! ! ! !
I have been thinking about what I was going to say today since 8pm PST last night. My man Ibn (No Prop 8) has basically taken the words right out of my mouth. This is a marathon, not a sprint. This is not going to happen overnight.
What Is White Privilege?
“This lecture is by Tim Wise, who is among the most prominent anti-racism writers and activists in the U.S., having given...
THANK YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Remember: Vote For McCain And "YES" on Prop 8!!!!...
She Likes Me…
I Now Give You. . . . . . . WEEGAN!!!!!!!!
“Persian Shower”= Genius
"Do You Ever Get Really Stoned And You're Having A...
Ari Is A Quasi Humanitarian, Vince Is A Self...
This Guy Makes Sundays Very Difficult For Me. . ....
They Gave Me "The Bizness"!
So, umm, yeah, it is like, umm, two days after Halloween and as I’m thinking about what I’m going to wear to my aunt’s house on Thanksgiving I pull up to the “Do Over” (The Last One Of The Year). I hop out of the spaceship thinking that I’m going to spend some of this,
on eight carafes of sangria (I POP MAD BOTTLES SON) and maybe take a cute little dirty and...
Halloween Is SOOOOO. . . .
Song.