December 2008
34 posts
Happy Monghey! ! ! !
Merry Christmas Bitches! ! !
All Of My Cars Are German, And Japanese Cars Pay Me….
I Had A Caddy In 98 Though…
PS. I Just Stole 2 X-Mas Trees With My Kid….
Is That Wrong????
White Wednesday
Is It Wrong That I Want To Send Them Back To...
I’m Sorry
Is It Your Vagina? ? ?
Jizzing Jew Hipster Pants
"I'm On TV Everyday, Plus Where The Fuck Would I...
Since 2001, The Above Statement Has Been True In Some Part Of The World.
“I Am Back Niggas…”
Forthcoming National Honda Campaign.
It Was A Family Affair:
Coodie & Chike
Mickey Factz
Hot Air
The Hundreds
Android Homme
JL (Jerry & Jav)
Krisol
Topanga Canyon Nordstrom
Asian School Teacher Neighbor
Ghalia Organic Desserts
The GGA Group
Joe Hahn (Linkin...
Hair Today, Not Gone Tommorrow
I didn’t think this was humanly possible. Barfing NOW.
Happy Friday.
Florida Is Just Like Compton (Click Here)
I'm Stealing Again. . . .
I Don’t Know What To Call These People.
Mr French Knows.
NO! ! ! ! !
I DON’T WANT BITCHES FOLLOWING ME!!!
SHIT IS CREEPY.
Mini Horse Viagra! ! ! ! ! !
Good Music! ! ! ! !
Excuse me for what may be misconstrued as conceit but I really like US. We now unleash The Perfect Strangerz Mix #5 onto the world. Live and uncut from my primary palace of luxuriousness. That means I Call Him Dave and I did this in one take and the old school way (play a few songs and then swiiiiiiitch!).
Every song predates the millenium and you probably don’t recognize more than half of...
Can Obama Help These People?
I didn’t think so….
Straps! ! !
SOME Of My Guns…
ALL Of Their Guns…
I'm Busy. . . .
This kid is a pussy.
Thanks Newby.
My Cousin J. . .
Holler At Him.
Be A Father To Your Sons. . . .
If Not They End Up Like Me (An Asshole) Or:
This Guy….
Would You Rather Be. . . .
Flamboyantly,
Flaming,
Or, Have No Hands?
Direct Your Hate Towards Benny….
I'm Fast (sic) Can't Get Past My Past, How Are...
This Was My Shit In First Grade. Friday Nights, NBC, 10pm.
I Miss The Old Days…
Thanks Parrot.
Foreign Vagina Panties Causes Smeegan To Go Bizerk...
This Is Why I Live In A High Security Multi-Level Dwelling. I Wish A Pigeon WOULD….
SMEEGAN (Single Mom Neegan) . . . .
I Envy Shorty. I Was A Latchkey Kid By That Age.
Neegans Love "Poak" Chops And Booty Tattoos. . .
Before:
After:
Correct Me If I’m Wrong But, Is That A True Religion Tattoo?
Would You Rather Be. . . .
OJ Simpson, OR:
Short, Fat, Gay, White Guy.
Thanks Benny.
****Update****
Orenthal James Just Got Hit With 33 Years. He Is Eligible For Parole In 9 Years.
"Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, And Cubans Ain't...
1:39 Till The End Is Amazing.
Don’t Shoot The Messenger.
If Magic Can't Admit He Got Aids, Fuck It, I Got...
Look To The Right To Download All Of “The Perfect Strangerz” Mixes.
Part 5ive Is On The Way.
Title Song.
Happy Birthday Camel Faced Nerd!
I Guess These Glasses Are Trendy Now…
Jay-Z Turns 49 Today.
Burfday Song.
Toot Toot! ! !
This Should Be Standard Equipment On All BMWs. . .
Snitches Get Stitches. . . .
Nice Rack,
I’m A Lesbian As Well….
This Is Why White People Are The Bestest! ! ! !...
This Is Why Black People Are The Best! ! ! ! :)
Peep The Disney Characters & The Arrow Going To The Crack.
This Is Why White People Are The Bestest! ! ! ! :(
It Is Sad That These Are Actually People’s Sentiments…
Worst Wednesday Of Your Life. . . .
Today You Have To Choose:
Unprotected Sex With A Woman Magic Raw Dogged In October, 1990;
The Former Fastest Man In The World Giving You The Slowest Massage Ever;
A Jesus Juice Induced Twister Tournament With Jacko Or;
Tossing Then Eating The Fruit And Veggie Salad Below.
I’m Sorry…..
Dry Humping Neegans With Super Strength. . .
I’m Back Bitches! ! ! !