February 2009
14 posts
Coor Jeegan! ! ! ! !
Turning Japanese.
Feb 1st
Black Dude White Music Vol 3
Click HERE For The Link To The Mix Click HERE For The Link To The Back Story Here Is The Video:
Feb 1st
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January 2009
51 posts
DAMN! ! ! ! !
WHITE PEOPLE…….
Jan 30th
Question. . . .
Do Mexicans love Churros as much as Black people love Cadillacs? Should GM change the name to CadiBLACK???? Let me know.
Jan 30th
White Wednesday
My homies from Riverside…. DGAF made me a polygamist… My FORMER accountant, Steve…. Wesley Snipes….
Jan 29th
"YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
 Will not be paid on time if we decide to pay you at all!!!! I don’t care about your kids, or your cars, or your houses. Cocaine and bitches are not FREE!!!! I love the music though. You’re a Genius. You’re an asshole, but a bonafide GENIUS. Do you have Sean G’s number? I hear he doesn’t have an opinion and will work for 200 dollars if you help him pass out his...
Jan 28th
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I wish my dad was a superstar pro wrestler so I could crash my car, leave a dude brain dead, look like a douche-bag and still get a thick in the pants kind of cute white girl….. My Life Sucks…..
Jan 27th
Don't Shoot The Messenger. . . .
Speak Amongst Yourselves.
Jan 27th
"Bricks Of Teletubbies Cocaine, And Green St....
Jan 27th
They're Animals. . . .
DO NOT GET IN THEIR WAY. THEY ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. FYI, THE ELEPHANT IS WAY MORE GANGSTER THAN THE DINOSAUR. THE ELEPHANT WILL POOP ON YOUR THINGS AND NOT THINK TWICE ABOUT IT….
Jan 27th
My Cousins (On My Daddy's Side) . . .
Jan 25th
MLTKJR. . . .
“I don’t know the name of this champagne, it came with the room.” Read the bottle nigga…..  Speak Amongst Yourselves….
Jan 25th
I Sell Cars During The Day. . . .
Jan 25th
Hilarious. . .
Jan 24th
It's Real In The Field. . . .
What Do You Do With Your Life After That Happens?
Jan 22nd
My Stepmom Sandra. . . .
Jan 21st
Booties And . . . .
This is an Obama Free Zone Today, (I hate overkill). I’m Confused….
Jan 21st
Tomorrow. . . .
Let’s not disappoint him….. PLEASE!
Jan 19th
Never Forget. . . .
Homework.
Jan 19th
Black Dude White Music Monday. . . .
What you are about to hear is a portal into some of what I really care about musically. I loved Rock Music before I even knew what Hip Hop was. I Iearned how to play the drums to Phil Collins’ “Easy Lover” (Feat. EW&F’s Phillip Bailey) when I was in Second grade. I started reading music in Fifth grade… I hope you get the point. Enjoy. I do this shit for the...
Jan 19th
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Ignorantly Entertaining. . .
Let’s not forget that these people are here to ENTERTAIN us. The sentiments they are disseminating are NOT REAL!!!! Link To Interview
Jan 19th
You're Welcome! ! ! ! !
Quote Of The Day: “When You Fucking Over Your For Sure Pussy, Tryna To Get Some More Pussy, You Gon End Up With No Pussy…” Very Profound. Happy Sunday
Jan 19th
Thank You. . . .
To the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Dept for not taking me to jail this morning. My kids appreciate you! (I know this is the CHP, but the Sheriff never had a cool show).
Jan 18th
. . . UPS Is Hiring. . .
Andy Dick is a Dj now…. My first day at Hot Dog On A Stick in the South Bay Galleria is this Thursday. Come through and support. I will give you an XL Cherry Lemonade and charge you for a MED… Arabian Talking Bird Type Took The Photo…
Jan 18th
Damn. . . .
Jan 18th
They're Out There. . . .
It’s An Epidemic… Is That Lindsay? Somebody Let Me Know.
Jan 17th
Results. .. . .
Cafe Con Leche finally came to his senses and realized that I’m quite the internet thug… PROOF. He still dissed me slightly but I am going to turn the other cheek (PAUSE)….towards the unemployment line….
Jan 17th
Freedom Friday. . . .
So your boy Cocoa Puff hit me with a Cease And Desist Order from Larry H. Parker for yesterday’s post. I was told that if I wasn’t compliant I would be forced to wear copious amounts of product in my hair and fruity sunglasses at night for the next 18 months…..I acquiesced.
Jan 16th
Throwback Thursday.
More 90’s Skater Scraps…
Jan 15th
BRAINTRUST. . . .
Do You Ever Wonder What’s Going Through His Head? Here Are The Answers: Don’t Let Him Tell You Any Different & Scroll Down After You Click 
Jan 14th
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Give Us, Us Free! ! ! !
Rather Ironic No??? These Are Quite The Advocates For Change… Source
Jan 14th
This Is Why I Listen To Kenny G. . .
Skip To 1:55. Damn You Gucci Mane….
Jan 14th
I Haven't Changed Much. . .
I Just Found This.  I Miss The 90’s…
Jan 14th
I Just Put Duct Tape On My Butt And My Eyes Are...
Peep the symbolism in the beginning of the video: Burning Cross, Chocolate Heart, Chocolate Star, MOUTH……  I couldn’t watch past the first 4 bars of the song…. I’m going to the fatherless girl’s house right now and tell her how good of a dancer and how pretty I think she is….
Jan 14th
Daughters Need Their Fathers. . .
Her father hasn’t seen her since she was a size 12 (which was 12 years ago), and you can see the chicken grease on her fingers when she reaches around to turn the camera off. This is actually one of the broads that Alex left on Myspace, so he could join Facebook. Alex, shoot me her number so I can holler.  Jermaine is gonna drive…..
Jan 14th
Booty Taco Tuesday....
Jan 14th
MTV, Monday, 10pm PST
I feel like I’m 13 again….
Jan 13th
Can't Stop, Won't Stop! ! ! ! !
I don’t care though, because I’m only telling the truth. Game on! Thanks Skeet.
Jan 13th
Hi There! ! ! !
The Reason:
Jan 13th
I'm Not The Only One. . . .
Jan 12th
Dry Humping Neegans. . . . Again
This is Laterian’s sexually frustrated big brother, Luther. Instead of stealing his grandmamma’s car Luther likes to exert his hoodratedness in a different fashion…. pillow sodomy.   Further Examples Of Melanin Causing Hip Spasms…
Jan 11th
Hipster Couture Bathroom Booty Vs Professional...
Another Reader Submission: Sunshine:
Jan 10th
Never Forget. . . .KING OF THE CHEEGAN (Child...
“I wanna do hoodrat stuff wif my friends!!!” “<sic>I should be punished a little bit, like no video games for a weekend…”
Jan 9th
Graffiti Booty
Jan 8th
Overlooking The Beach Booty. . . .
You’re Welcome.
Jan 6th
The Opposite Of The Post Below. . . .
The biggest PAUSE ever is needed for this…. and this…..
Jan 6th
My People In The Back Where You At? ? ? ?
Let me start off by saying that I can’t stand porn. I don’t judge other people for liking it, but it just doesn’t do anything for me. I also don’t like strippers or prostitutes either. I have never had a problem with humping the women that I have wanted to hump for close to free (we all pay for vagina panties in some way shape or form i.e. dinner, movies, gas etc) and I...
Jan 6th
Suspended. . .
These dudes must have been to Crimson/Opera and peeped Jerry’s Steeze…. I guess I can’t wear flannel anymore, or ever look into a camera again for that matter…
Jan 5th
I'm Scared. . .
Jan 3rd
Neegan Pretzels. . .
Shit head…. Why is this gay, gumby ass nigga doing this in a hotel room by himself????
Jan 3rd