April 2009
28 posts
I Usually Don't Do This But Ummmmm. . .
Our first Sunday at HYDE….
Sure, he got every detail about us wrong but its the fact that he took the time to take the pics, go home, upload and edit them, post them, and write something POSITIVE about us, that counts.
Thanks Mr.Dupri….
Full Story: HERE.
Alternate Story: HERE.
Blog About Absolutely Nothing: HERE.
This Happens To Me All Of The Time. . . .
Leave Me Alone……
March 2009
19 posts
Before And After. . . . .
The one thing he did do before Kanye……
The bad haircut.
Wooking Pa Nub……
See You Friday. Don’t Fire Me Before You Hire Me…..
Hey! Look What I Found! ! ! ! !
My smedium slacked, good haired neighbor, posted this earlier:
Nice Try Buddy… . .
Tune in tomorrow for, “Hollywood Dating Tips” Courtesy of Jerry Manuel.
PS. Doesn’t that make you “JM”?
JA (Just Asking) and JK (Just Kidding).
YOU FUCKING SUCK! ! ! ! ! !
This is a perfect example of the Matrix.
I’m gonna break this down very quickly and then go back to lurking here.
There is only one Eminem, and by the looks of things HE isn’t even good anymore.
PLEASE STOP SUPPORTING THINGS JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE YOU THINK YOU LIKE CO-SIGNED.
I was going to go more in depth but I would rather go take a shit and play with my children.
I just had...
I've Been Exposed . . . .
I have a little (not really) problem…..
I’m a (not so much anymore thanks to 2 Jews and a feathered Indian) closeted chubby chaser…..
SORRY…..
The White Me. . . .
Switch Made A Movie Poster. . . .
That is not me. It Is him.
I’m a LOSER.
It's Official . . . .
Everybody hates the NEEGANS!!!!!!
Did I mention that I’m playing @ Coachella with and for the whites?
I will be Prince, Michael Jackson, and Wayne Brady in no time!!!!
Throwback Thursday. . . . .
I shot this 2 years ago in Utah.
I almost died…TWICE.
I was the only black guy in the state at the time, and I was asked for ID to purchase cold medicine and they kept my address on file.
Peace To The Mormons.
Guy Mariano
Everybody in my age range that started skating around the time that I did (1989) says the same shit about this dude. We all looked up to him because he was...
So I Guess I'm Back. . . . .
I was walking around my neighborhood the other day and I ran into this guy:
He flagged me over and we chopped it up a little….
Him: “Yo! What Up?”
Me: “Nothing much, you?”
Him: “I just got a hyperbaric chamber in my crib. I cover myself in
Cocoa Butter before I go to sleep.”
Me: ”Oh Word?”
Him: “Can you see the...
Don't Shoot The Messenger. . . .
Speak Amongst Yourselves….
My Weekend Away From The Neegans. . . .
White Girls get ready! I will be wearing cut off jean shorts and playing house music. I’m naturally tanned. You can’t resist me……
"Baby Danger" Birthday Day! ! ! ! !
My homegirl “Baby Danger” came over to show me her new whip and hang out for her birthday…..
She shitted on me, then did it again later…. literally….
She wanted to hit the gym first…
Mad herbs were working on their fitness so she was over it…
To the crib….
She was thirsty and she wanted to break out the Magnum….
Party...
"I'm Wearing A Zoo . . . ."
Follow ME. . . .
Click Above.
"Free Chicken And White Bitches. . . . ."
(0:35) I’m an inspiration….
I’m almost back…..
I Will Be Back Very Soon. . . . . Bare With Me . ....
Still Busy. . . . .