April 2009
28 posts
My Future. . . . .
I’m Just Sayin…..
Apr 29th
My First Blog Post. . . . . .
SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 2008 Two Things…….. Use a condom. I do. Sorry. Secondly, I was driving home and listening to Tom Leykis ( I only listen to talk radio for the most part) and he was reading something he found on craigslist. I felt compelled to share mainly due to the fact that the subject is damn near every girl/woman I have ever met. Enjoy. Knock knock  Oh hi, how’s it...
Apr 28th
How I Get Down. . . .
Apr 28th
Wouldn't It Be Easier And Less Expensive To Just...
I’m Just Saying…..
Apr 24th
Is This Who We Are?
Apr 20th
Today We Celebrate Nick Cannon. . . .
Apr 20th
Tomorrow Night. . . .
The NEEGANS need me so I’m coming back via HELICOPTER for 2 hrs to assist them, and  then back to the desert with the dirty white people….
Apr 17th
Starting Tomorrow. . . .
Apr 17th
Throwback Thursday. . . .
Passover 1986. Leaving for Temple…. After Temple. Gentleman of leisure…. The dude next to me is my cousin who is still in jail. That nigga should have been in jail then but that’s another blog post….
Apr 17th
Britney Spears Will Not Be Attending This Event. ....
We will make the best of her absence…
Apr 17th
White Girl Wednesday. . . .
Apr 15th
If You're White. . . . .
See you tonight…. Maybe. PS the name is “AUDIBLE AGENT”.
Apr 13th
If You're Black. . . . .
See you tonight….. Maybe.
Apr 11th
I Guess I'm A Video Blog For The Time Being.....
True Hip-Hop Stories: Homeless Emcee from D-Nice on Vimeo.
Apr 8th
Dj Excel. . . . Again.
Spoiler alert…He goes in on the video after this.
Apr 8th
Far From Tony Danza. . . .
Apr 8th
Ghalia Noor Warren
Apr 7th
Stephanie Loveless. . . . .
Yes I see it. Bite Me.
Apr 6th
Coming Soon. . . . .
Apr 5th
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday (Monster Truck Voice). . ....
Apr 5th
White Humor Makes Me Happy Sometimes. . . .
Apr 4th
SUPER PAUSE! ! ! ! ! !
Found this on Skeet’s joint…… Sorry.
Apr 4th
DJ Excel (One Half Of Audible Agent/I'm The Other...
Apr 4th
This Post Is Brought To You By. . . .
Stupid Fucking Sparklers To Let Everyone Know That Your Megalomaniac Ass Just Bought Some Shit You Can’t Afford….. The Nectar That You Can’t Afford Because its Been Marked Up @ 1000% So You’re Financing It At 27% APR (Annual Percentage Rate) On A Visa That Really Belongs To Your Baby Momma. And The Ignorant NEEGANS That Live For This Bullshit…..
Apr 4th
In His Own Words........
Don’t Shoot The Messenger…. 
Apr 3rd
1 note
Throwback Thursday. . . . .
A Couple Of Things That Made Me Happy And Still Do.
Apr 3rd
See You There......Maybe......
If you can read this, we will be there around 11.
Apr 3rd
White Wednesday. . . . .
Pharrell FAIL. 9 seconds in is Classic!!!!! If your inner nigga was intact, these little crackas would have listened… Pharrell FAIL pt 2. Can’t front. I would have probably done the same thing…..but with better results..
Apr 2nd