For the Hundreds of thousands of you that are already familiar with who THE MR. GOMEZ WARREN IV is, I apologize for the redundancy. Go HERE and return in 1/15 of an hour….sharp. As for the rest of you, the partial Cliff Notes I shall give you:
I ride a Skateboard occasionally, I am a part of “The Best Worst Rap Group Ever”, I’ve been a part of Nielsen data, I’m really big at Hollywood & Highland, (and various other high traffic intersections throughout North America), I date Supermodels, I drive really fast cars (plural), I own a Helicopter, and I play ignorant songs really well for dumb people in trendy clubs around the world for exorbitant amounts of money. Was that a run on sentence you ask? It absolutely was, but I went to a prestigious college and I’m really smart so fuck it and you (possibly). There were also a lot of “I” back there and there is no “I” in team and that’s why “I“‘m doing this solo. I’m taking no shorts or short people for that matter. You’re either with me or against me on this….Sorry. I digress. My inner 2pacalypse now surfaces from time to time. My shrink says it’s OK as long as no white women are harmed, so I’m all good.
Going to go get a “massage” now. Until next time….thanks for being here.
PS. Today’s title is THIS, not THIS …step your game up.
Tootles.
