You ask and you shall receive Alex Estevez. You say that I’m HOLDING BACK. Here is why. Corporate America has it’s proverbial foot on my neck right now. I want ANOTHER helicopter, MORE white girls, and MORE GERMAN CARS. I’m RICH. That’s not enough. I want WEALTH. If I want this to truly come to fruition, I have to behave right now. COINTELPRO is real, and I’m not going to Africa unless I want to (Dave, holler at me, I still have the shit you left here).
I’m not going to leave you and the rest of my fans (just over a million and counting) empty handed (and I appreciate all of you). Here is a crumb…
If you saw a weird older looking white dude in a major city making other weird people pose for an impromptu photo shoot (wielding a throw away Fuji 24 exp he copped from Coney Island (RIP) ), wouldn’t that prompt you to possibly call the authorities? No you (racist) say? Give him ink in Details, GQ, and a blog etc, instead? Gotcha. The Oompas love his swag (gag) too. Figures though. Short people have small brains. Word to Barney Rubble this dude plays pocket pool when he gets the prints back from the Walgreen’s in Chelsea.
I’m done. Gonna go get my Scrooge McDuck on….
ps. I spent 2.5 hours looking for a woman I would let drive me to the bank in her foreign whip and I came up empty handed (no squeezo), hence my disdain for this dude.
pps. The least he could do is provide SOME flash cards, the selfish prick… back to swimming in Benjamins (pause).
