Thank you to all of the + sized women that made the effort to answer last night’s question, however I’m disappointed by your ignorance. There is a liquor store directly across the street from the club. The Skittles are by the condoms. There is no reason why I shouldn’t have had to use the freight elevator when we got home. To the three of you that answered correctly, you’re welcome. Thanks for the note C@#dy. I know I’m a machine, and now so does the rest of my English speaking fans.
After I ditched the dead weight and whilst on my weekly Saturday morning Catamaran jaunt, my assistant’s assistant showed him the picture below which he subsequently showed to me.
Thank you Bobby and Happy Chinese New Year!!!! (You’re not Japanese are you?)
Paalam Bitches.

