Isn’t the imagery on these things supposed to be enticing? Half naked hot bitches, champagne, maybe a sports car (like my everyday life)? Why is there a fucking scene out of operation desert storm on the flier? What are you trying to tell us? Are there going to be dead Iraqis when I walk in? I wasn’t going to go but now I’m curious…
PS. I’m bringing a gun…
PPS. Can someone tell me where I’m going? It doesn’t say so on the flier…

